Hortense Hump

HERE'S a dowager, sleek and plump, Cursed with a dowager's famous hump. Lots of dowagers get like that

When they're lazy, and rich and fat. Is it something that she ate

Or because she won't stand straight? Humps belong on camels, madam, Ladies never should have had ́em!

Samantha Stoop...

DOWN the street with a sort of droop, Here comes trotting Samantha Stoop. Here is a student who loves her books. (Oh, how study can ruin looks!) Shoulders stooping and head out-thrust, Laugh if you will and weep if you must, Wherever, she goes, in thought immersed. Her legs go last and her nose goes first!

Sally Stiff

PARADES, of course, are lots of fun But what girl wishes to walk like one? Yet Sallie Stiff, the crazy nut, Has got a military strut.

With shoulders stiff and backbone rigid, She has a gait that's simply frigid. If the army saw her, they'd enlist her. But where's the man who's ever kissed her?

Conclusion...

Now that we've tactfully put on the spot. Ladies who walk as they plainly should not. If our review is to do any good, we'll now Show someone who walks as she SHOULD! So in conclusion we're pleased to present. Miss Poly Posture, a maid heaven-sent, Easy and graceful, natural and fine, Showing respect for her chest and her spine. All of her inwards in perfect alignment. Here is the essence of grace and refinement.

Do you observe, as she comes into view, She walks exactly, precisely like YOU? Then let us add, according to plan.

"Not as you Do, dearies,”—“just as you CANI”